{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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