{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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