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The Merit Cross for Military Chaplains was a military and civil award established on November 23, 1801, by Emperor Franz II in his function as Austrian monarch and was intended to honor military chaplains who excelled in fulfilling their duties in military pastoral care in a particularly strict and dangerous manner in service of the Habsburg Empire.
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Miracle is the second compilation album by South Korean singer BoA, released through SM Entertainment on September 24, 2002. The album contains Korean versions of BoA's 2002 Japanese songs. The song \"Every Heart\" was first released in Japan and the Korean version is used as the end theme of anime Inuyasha.
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