{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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125 Jazz Breaks for Trombone is a 1927 folio or songbook of compositions for trombone by Glenn Miller. The jazz breaks were included in a songbook published by the Melrose Brothers in Chicago and a UK edition by Herman Darewski.
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{"type":"standard","title":"John D'Agata","displaytitle":"John D'Agata","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3181307","titles":{"canonical":"John_D'Agata","normalized":"John D'Agata","display":"John D'Agata"},"pageid":34707531,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/John_D%27Agata.jpg/330px-John_D%27Agata.jpg","width":320,"height":479},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/John_D%27Agata.jpg","width":1602,"height":2400},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1245919742","tid":"98af4aeb-73ab-11ef-9baf-5c1121776c98","timestamp":"2024-09-15T21:43:51Z","description":"American writer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D'Agata","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D'Agata?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D'Agata?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_D'Agata"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D'Agata","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/John_D'Agata","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D'Agata?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_D'Agata"}},"extract":"John D'Agata is an American essayist. He is the author or editor of six books of nonfiction, including The Next American Essay (2003), The Lost Origins of the Essay (2009) and The Making of the American Essay—all part of the trilogy of essay anthologies called \"A New History of the Essay\". He also wrote The Lifespan of a Fact, \"Halls of Fame\", and \"About a Mountain\".","extract_html":"
John D'Agata is an Amer